CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY Available for Kindle


Bizarro Psychological Thriller Available Now for Kindle

“Lee Allen Howard’s Call of the Piss Fairy is an inventive psychological horror novel with a voice that’s as stylish as it is dark.” —Dustin LaValley, author of The Deceived

Armed with electric hair trimmers and a military fighting knife, Russell accepts his dark commission.

Download from Amazon now: CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen Howard

There’s more than one way to skin a cat…

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen HowardRussell Pisarek is 26 years old and still wets the bed. He grew up different from other young men because his vicious mother punished him for wetting by shaving his head. When he confided this to his girlfriend Tina, she betrayed him by advertising his problem to all their high school classmates. He took out his frustration by skinning neighborhood cats.

Now fixated on paying women back, Russell fantasizes about finding just the right girl—so he can shave her bald. He struggles to overcome his dark tendencies, but when his sister discovers he’s wetting again, she kicks him out of her house.

During this time of stress, the mythical Piss Fairy appears in his dreams, and Russell is driven to satisfy his twisted desires with his innocent coworker Uma, who also needs a new roommate.

When his plans go awry, the Piss Fairy commissions him for a much darker task that graduates him from shaving to scalping—and worse.

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY was first released first as a signed, limited-edition hardback last fall. The Kindle edition is available now. Read the first scene here.

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Coming Soon: CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen Howard


Bizarro Psychological Thriller Coming Wednesday in Signed, Limited-Edition Hardcover

“Lee Allen Howard’s Call of the Piss Fairy is an inventive psychological horror novel with a voice that’s as stylish as it is dark.” —Dustin LaValley, author of The Deceived

Armed with electric hair trimmers and a military fighting knife, Russell accepts his dark commission.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat…

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen HowardRussell Pisarek is 26 years old and still wets the bed. He grew up different from other young men because his vicious mother punished him for wetting by shaving his head. When he confided this to his girlfriend Tina, she betrayed him by advertising his problem to all their high school classmates. He took out his frustration by skinning neighborhood cats.

Now fixated on paying women back, Russell fantasizes about finding just the right girl—so he can shave her bald. He struggles to overcome his dark tendencies, but when his sister discovers he’s wetting again, she kicks him out of her house.

During this time of stress, the mythical Piss Fairy appears in his dreams, and Russell is driven to satisfy his twisted desires with his innocent coworker Uma, who also needs a new roommate.

When his plans go awry, the Piss Fairy commissions him for a much darker task that graduates him from shaving to scalping—and worse.

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY will be released first as a signed, limited-edition hardback on October 16, 2013. Read the first scene here.

TO ORDER, CLICK HERE.

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Samantha Schechter, illustratorhttp://sam-schechter.com


 

I’m Going Back to School to Get “F”ed


Welp (that’s a “well” plus a gulp), I just slapped down the fifty-dollar admission fee, sealing my decision: I’ll be heading back to Seton Hill University to get “F”ed.

Seton Hill University, Greensburg, PAI completed SHU’s Writing Popular Fiction master’s program to earn a Master of Arts in genre fiction writing in 2006. DEATH PERCEPTION was my thesis. They’ve since upgraded the program to an MFA, so I applied again and was accepted. I’m going back for the F in January.

The extra 27 credits will center on the teaching of creative writing and writing about popular fiction—something that I want to do more of in the coming years. I also would like to teach at the university level someday.

The program consists of two week-long residencies, one in January and the other in June. If all goes well, I’ll finish the program around this time next year. Since SHU is only forty minutes away, I’ll commute and save some dough.

Wish me luck!

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Coming Soon: CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen Howard


Bizarro Psychological Thriller Coming Soon in Signed, Limited-Edition Hardcover

“Lee Allen Howard’s Call of the Piss Fairy is an inventive psychological horror novel with a voice that’s as stylish as it is dark.” —Dustin LaValley, author of The Deceived

Armed with electric hair trimmers and a military fighting knife, Russell accepts his dark commission.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat…

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY by Lee Allen HowardRussell Pisarek is 26 years old and still wets the bed. He grew up different from other young men because his vicious mother punished him for wetting by shaving his head. When he confided this to his girlfriend Tina, she betrayed him by advertising his problem to all their high school classmates. He took out his frustration by skinning neighborhood cats.

Now fixated on paying women back, Russell fantasizes about finding just the right girl—so he can shave her bald. He struggles to overcome his dark tendencies, but when his sister discovers he’s wetting again, she kicks him out of her house.

During this time of stress, the mythical Piss Fairy appears in his dreams, and Russell is driven to satisfy his twisted desires with his innocent coworker Uma, who also needs a new roommate.

When his plans go awry, the Piss Fairy commissions him for a much darker task that graduates him from shaving to scalping—and worse.

CALL OF THE PISS FAIRY will be released first as a signed, limited-edition hardback this fall. The trade paperback, Kindle, and Nook editions will follow after. Read the first scene here.

To be notified about availability, subscribe to Lee Allen Howard’s private email newsletter.

Feel free to share this post in email, on Facebook, or Twitter (@LeeAllenHoward).

Lee Allen Howard, authorhttp://leeallenhoward.com

Samantha Schechter, illustratorhttp://sam-schechter.com


Watch My Going LIVE TV Interview


I attended Seton Hill University’s In Your Write Mind writing conference June 28-30, 2013. It was the third time I presented, this year on “Self-editing for Publication,” which was well-attended.

Matt Dowling of FCTV’s Going LIVE, a variety show focusing on arts and entertainment, was there to interview many of the authors. Here, I share the spotlight with the fabulous Sally Bosco, author of The Werecat Chronicles.

After watching this, I’ve decided I need to work on my posture…

Here are some photos from the show:

Sally Bosco and Lee Allen Howard Sally Bosco and Lee Allen Howard

And a couple more from the book signing on Friday evening. I sold all my copies of Death Perception!

Lee Allen Howard schmoozing for books Lee Allen Howard signing books

It was a fun weekend mingling with other writers and meeting my fans. I appreciate all of you!

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Coming Soon: HYSTERIA by Stephanie M. Wytovich


HYSTERIA by Stephanie M. Wytovich

Asylums once used to confine those deemed mentally unfit to linger, forgotten behind trees or urban development, beautiful yet desolate in their decay. Within them festers something far more unnerving than unlit corners or unexplained noises: the case files left to moulder out of sight, out of conscience.

Stephanie M. Wytovich forces your hands upon these crumbling, warped binders and exposes your mind to every taboo misfortune experienced by the outcast, exiled, misbegotten monsters and victims who have walked among us. The poetry contained in Hysteria performs internal body modification on its readers in an unrelenting fashion, employing broad-spectrum brutality treatment that spans the physical to the societal, as noted in Stoker Award winner Michael A. Arnzen’s incisive introduction.

HYSTERIA: A Collection of Madness by Stephanie M. Wytovich

Introduction by Michael A. Arnzen

Cover art by Steven Archer.

Collection of horror poetry coming in paperback from Raw Dog Screaming Press this summer

Raw Dog Screaming Press


Coming Soon: GREENSHIFT by Heidi Ruby Miller


To celebrate the cover reveal for Heidi Ruby Miller’s GREENSHIFT, the e-book will be temporarily 99 cents at Amazon!

GREENSHIFT is a tale set within the world of AMBASADORA.

Mari’s rare eye color makes her a pariah within Upper Caste society, which is why she prefers plants to people… except David, the former Armadan captain who shuttles scientists around on a refurbished pleasure cruiser.

But someone else is interested in Mari and her distinctive look—an obsessed psychopath who tortures and murders women for pleasure.

When the killer chooses Mari as his next victim, the soldier inside David comes alive, but it is Mari who must fight for her own life and prove she isn’t as fragile as the flowers she nurtures.

GREENSHIFT by Heidi Ruby Miller

Cover Art by Bradley Sharp

Foreword by Dana Marton

Space Opera/Science Fiction Romance paperback coming from Dog Star Books in August 2013

Dog Star Books
 
 
 
 


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